Sick's Stadium

Terry Sanderson supervises the plumbing department at the Lowe's on Beacon Hill. This morning, he headed to work as usual. He made it just in time to see the wrecking ball take its first swing. "I had no idea what was going on," said Sanderson, "When I saw that wrecking ball crash through front wall I spit out the nonfat Caffè Mocha that I was drinking all over my buddy Earl."

So what is going on? The Beacon Hill Lowe's was purchased this past weekend for a substantial but undisclosed sum that Lowe's representatives only describe as "whoopee, let's throw a yaught party!" The purchaser is Walter Redlum, owner of the new Seattle franchise in the Adult Baseball League. The Beacon Hill Lowe's is being torn down to make room for the franchise's ballpark: Sick's Stadium.